Bad News, Good News

[waluigi48]

Say something bad that happens, then say a good thing about it. Like this:

Person 1: The Bad News: You're computer explodes.
Person 2: The Good News: It was spammed. The Bad News: You got brain damage.
Person 3: The Good News: You didn't know anything already, and you don't go to school tomorrow!

I'll start.

The Bad News: You lost at checkers.

 

[Ether]

The Good News: "You" refers to your opponent who calls himself "You" for lulz.
The Bad News: You spontaneously combust at the dinner table.

 

[waluigi48]

The Good News: There was spinach for dinner.
The Bad News: You turned into Wario.

 

[topper1]

Good: You're rich!!!

Bad: You've been given essays to do.

 

[Ether]

The Good News: The essays have to do with your favorite topic of all time: video games.

The Bad News: Your computer freezes.

 

[waluigi48]

The Good News: It was showing a bad YouTube Poop.
The Bad News: Waluigi is dancing.

 

[Ether]

Good News: To the Caramelldansen, a completely retarded song.

Bad News: The world would look up and shout, "Save us!", and I'll whisper, "Anonymous sucks although I use some of their memes for lulz."

 

[waluigi48]

The Good News: They die and you can copy because no one knows they died.
The Bad News: I ran out of Prarie Fire Bean Dip.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

The Good News: It was past its expiry date.
The Bad News: I lost my Gilgamesh Figma model. (Not that I have one, though )

 

[Real Hammer Bro]

The Good News: The store which sold it had a big discount. (not really)

The Bad News: Hammer Bro hit my head really hard in my dream last night...

 

[H-J Kaabii]

The Good News: It was a dream.
The Bad News: SZ left for Lent.

 

[Ether]

The Good News: Nothing actually changes.
The Bad News: The world is going to be destroyed since I took a gander at my friend's snowboard.

 

[Charizard632]

The Good News: God will create a new world.
The Bad News: A 40 story building is on fire!

 

[Ether]

The Good News: No one's inside, and it already was going to be bulldozed on that day.
The Bad News: You turn into a tree that will be cut down by lumberjacks for paper.

 

[Charizard632]

The Good News: Someone beats down the guy that will kill you!
The Bad News: You are accused for saying the b-word in front of a 25 year old woman!

 

[Ether]

The Good News: You were only reading the 2001 Guiness Book of World Records aloud to the woman. (You can say the word "bitch, as in female dog.)

The Bad News: You are hit by a bullet train with a sharp knife-like structure in the front of it.

 

[waluigi48]

The Good News: Your blood tastes like metal.
The Bad News: There is bad news.

 

[Ether]

The Good News: The bad news isn't really terrible as much as it's minor.
The Bad News: You forgot to pack your funny.

 

[Charizard632]

The good news: Your trip will last shortly.

The bad news: Your little sister is crying nonstop! (This happened to me several times)

 

[Ether]

The Good News: You are only dreaming it, so that won't possibly happen in real life.
The Bad News: You find out that you are pregnant (even though you're a guy) with a glacier.