Alphabet Story

And why must we return to the root of all things glorious? Because it's part of the game, that's why. Considering the preposterousness of what is to follow, others may decide to continue with G or B. Deciding which, though, is the question. Exactly which you'll choose, can only be known by you. For the apprehension of man is like a God.
 
Kremlings would krumble :)P) with the knowledge that you failed to make a sentence starting with H or I or J.
Laughing at that response was kingboo, who wanted to pilfer the quote.
"My quote!" I hear H-J say.
"No! I am the King of Pilfered Quotes! It's mine!!!"
Oh dear - the situation has gotten out of hand... again . >_>
 
Now, where are we? N?
Or is this merely fantastic hallucinations on my part?
Perhaps, this is really nore more than a meaningless speck of dust.
Quite the antonym of existence, I say.
Right, then: I should stop my soliloquising.
"Soliloquising"? Why do I even mention that word?
Thinking of that makes me spit at the earth!
...undoubtedly, I lost control.
Vivaciously I continue, aiming to reach Z with this chunk of sentences.
Why do I do this? I do not know.
Xylophones cannot explain the rhythms of my soul at this moment in time.
Zip it, I hear you say; my role is done, I can now retreat to the back corners of the forum, once again. (Zounds! 13 letters of the alphabet all packed in this one post!)
 
But...but...why?
Can't we just get things straight?
Despite my (now-)12-line rant, that's no reason to stop.
Exactly why you'd think of such madness, I cannot comprehend.
Forget it, VIP - aborting is not an option.
Good gracious - I'm off again.
Hold it: what do I mean by "off again", you ask?
Insufferable! Justify your question.
Just because it's a question doesn't mean I'm obliged to answer.
Killing topics revolves around this very issue, I hear you say.
Leave it alone, then.
My patience runs thin... I shall cease here.
 
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