I'm inclined to think you submitted an application for a staff position and got denied, and this is a mild retaliation.
EDIT: Oh, Staryu already commented on that.
When I was a kid, I thought football was incredibly lame from the number of rules. If I wanted to play a game involving tackling, I rather wrestle or fight.
Exercise is a preventative measure, not a cure. Odds are it'll help you live longer. Also, you should eat vegetables, because it tastes bad is honestly a dumb reason. There are plenty of ways to make them taste good.