Why does LeBron James hate vending machines?

[yoshi_7]

Because he always forgets the fourth quarter!

Discuss LeBust James' underwhelming performance here

I'm actually quite happy that the Mavericks won, Heat was overrated IMO, so it's not run to root for them

 

[cookieboy17]

Why did Lebron not go to college?

He couldn't pass the finals.

 

[yoshi_7]

LeBron and his dad finally found something in common!
Both like to leave during tough times

 

[cookieboy17]

LeBron has decided to play hockey, since there are only 3 periods.

Here's one my friend just texted me:
I asked LeBron for $1. He only gave me 75 cents. I asked him why he paid me short.
He replied I don't have a 4th quarter.