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The greatest fic of the century!
It's a story about... TT!
Chapter 1: The Sexy Kingdom's Fall
There was once a town called Sexyland. Their leaders were King Sexy and Queen Hawtness. They had a son named TT. TT was just a kid when a horrible accident happened. The American Army came to take over the land. They killed the king and queen but their servant took Prince TT and escaped. The President of America was leading the army. He was President Thomas Jefferson. We'll just call him Tom, ok? How did the servant halp TT make the clever escape? He took TT to the basement of the castle. In the basement was the Temple of Time. Yes, the same one from the Zelda series. Where was all this happening? New Hampshire.
The servant opened the door and threw TT in. TT ran and he looked back to see the servant being killed by the hands of Tom. He went through a door and saw a weird golden triangleish thing. He touched it and soon his body was changing and he disappeared to and unknown dimension. His maturity rose, his age rose, and he became more sexy. Tom followed and also touched the Triforce. Tom became younger, and stronger. In this unknown dimension they both fell asleep...
Find out what happens in Chapter 2, when they wake up!
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Chapter 2: Dealing with Shrooms
TT woke up in an allyway and Tom was nowhere nearby. He heard a voice.
??: Hey, you kid!
TT: Me?
??: Get over here!
TT walks towards the bum, deeper in the alley.
??: See these? MK Shrooms. Not many around. They make you high, but they aren't as harmful as other drugs.
TT: Um... No thanks.
??: No, kid. When I say high, I mean "high"!
TT: I'll just be going, now.
The man walks out of the shadow. He's a midget with brown hair, a brown beard, brown mustache, and a large nose.
??: I'll let you try one for free!
TT: How do I know it won't hurt my sexiness.
??: I'll take one and show you.
The man ate the strange red and white mushroom with eyes. The man grew double his size, and he looked a bit less unattractive.
TT: Wow! That's amazing!
??: The name's Mario, let's do business.
Find out what happens in Chapter 3, when we talk about Tom!
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Chapter 3: The Forbidden Friendship
TT: So Mario... You wanna help me out? I'm in some trouble.
Mario: That depends, you gonna buy my stuff?
*TT hands over some gold*
Mario: Whoa! Talk about a motherload of pasta!
*Mario hands TT 10 bags of shrooms*
Mario: That's all I got, use them wisely.
TT: So where am I?
Mario: This is the Mushroom Kingdom, ugliest city in the world, but it's a big place for tradin and makin profit. I'm talkin big cash, baby! So what's a rich fellah like you doin in this ugly dump?
*TT explains the whole story to Mario*
Mario: So this Thomas Jefferson guy who's supposed to be the president of this America place is tryin to kill ya? And you're prince of this New Hampshire place?
*Mario looks at the gold TT gave him*
Mario: I believe ya. I can help ya out. I got this brother who owns an Italian Restaurant, Italiano Somethin. Come with me, you can stay at our place, and I'll hire some big guys to get this Tom guy.
TT and Mario become friends. They walk the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom seeing bums everywhere. The whole town was disgusting. The people that lived in the town were called Toads, Koopas, and Goombas. Toads were mushroom-headed midgets. Koopas were crazy turtles looking for money, pickpocketing, and stealing. The goombas were mostly hidden in the shadows. They were the gang people causing trouble in the shadows. TT and Mario walked over to a place called Luigi's Italy. They went in and there was a taller guy standing on counter. He looked similar to Mario, but this guy shaved. You could see a moustache, no beard, a shiny combed head, and he was nicely dressed.
Mario: More of a fast food place, actually. Sit on that table.
*TT took a chair and sat*
Mario: Yo, Luigi!
Luigi: What the heck you doin here?! I thought I told you to scram!
Mario: Oh, shuddup! We got some rich fellah.
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Mario: See that kid, there? He some sorta prince.
Luigi: You mean the sexy guy?
Mario: Yeah, he calls himself TT. Get him a spot here.
Luigi: Him AND you! You're workin here again! You put me in shame! I don't want my brother hiding in alleys, selling drugs to goombas.
Mario: Sure, whatever.
Luigi: Go get shaved! You look horrible! I'll take care of TT.
*Mario went to the back of the store while giving Luigi the finger*
Luigi: I'm gonna make you use the Italian accent for that!
*Mario ignored him and went to the back*
Luigi: You, kid!
TT: Me?
Luigi: Get over here.
TT: Yes?
Luigi: You're TT, right?
TT: Yes, Mario's friend, in some trouble.
Luigi: I know. He told me. You'll be safe, here, kid. You can help me out, I'll pay you and give you a room in the back.
Mario introduced TT to his brother Luigi. This may be a new beginning.
Final post, before I gave up.
Chapter 4: Kidnapped, but Mostly Napped
TT went to sleep. He had a big day ahead of him. Luigi would teach him everything it took to manage an Italian restaurant. His bed wasn't too bad and his room had the smell of fresh pasta. You heard me right. "Fresh", not "rotten". Everyone knows that TT's too sexy for rotten pasta. That night, TT was knocked unconscious. He woke up, a bit tired and annoyed, a bit later, but there was a problem. He was blind! No wait. He wasn't blind, he just couldn't see anything. He realized he was tied up in a bag!
TT: Oh no! Not even my sexiness can help me get out of this!
??: Huh? Who's there?
TT: Hey, is anyone outside? Can you tear this bag, and get me out?
The bag is torn and TT is let out.
??: The name's Bowser.
Bowser was a large and scary koopa with a spiky, green shell.
TT: So, um, where am I?
Bowser: This is the dungeon in Princess Toadstool's Castle.
TT: Why am I here, and why are you here?
Bowser: I don't know why you're here, but let me tell you why I'm here.
TT: OK.
Bowser: It was a dark and stormy night. It was raining, a lot. There was a LOT of rain. There was so much rain, it was unbelievable. I just couldn't believe how much it rained. It rained so much! While it was raining, I was out getting some bread, since I had a cold, and I thought warm bread would help. Maybe it wasn't a smart idea to go out there in the rain, when I had a cold, without any jackets or anything. Oops, wrong story.
Let me tell you the right story. There was a war going on. It was a rebellion. The koopas didn't like the way they were treated by the toads so they started a rebellion. Yes, a rebellion. They rebelled. That's what the koopas did; rebelled. There was a large war against King Billy, father of Princess Toadstool. Billy died and Toadstool took over. It was a sad defeat for the koopas. Even their mighty leader was taken into the dungeon. Their leader was larger than the other koopas and stronger. He had the shell of a beast. He was powerful but...
*Bowser looked down on the floor*
Bowser: ...now he's just a pathetic prisoner...
TT: I'm sorry to hear tha-
Bowser: Hey, I wasn't finished! While all that was going on, some guards found me pickpocketing some goomba, and I was thrown here.
TT: Then who was the leader of the rebellion.
Bowser: The infamous Kent C. Koopa, of course! Me, I used used to be king, myself... King of "King Bowser's Royal Inn"!
TT: So you owned an inn?
Bowser: Yeah, but then there was bankruptcy and other problems, so I was desperate for money.
TT: Erm... I see... So can you get us out?
Bowser: Yes, but I don't want to, right now. I'm sleepy.
TT: Alright, I never sleep, but I'll wait. We break out, tomorrow, k?
Bowser: Fine with me.
Nothing else.
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The greatest fic of the century!
It's a story about... TT!
Chapter 1: The Sexy Kingdom's Fall
There was once a town called Sexyland. Their leaders were King Sexy and Queen Hawtness. They had a son named TT. TT was just a kid when a horrible accident happened. The American Army came to take over the land. They killed the king and queen but their servant took Prince TT and escaped. The President of America was leading the army. He was President Thomas Jefferson. We'll just call him Tom, ok? How did the servant halp TT make the clever escape? He took TT to the basement of the castle. In the basement was the Temple of Time. Yes, the same one from the Zelda series. Where was all this happening? New Hampshire.
The servant opened the door and threw TT in. TT ran and he looked back to see the servant being killed by the hands of Tom. He went through a door and saw a weird golden triangleish thing. He touched it and soon his body was changing and he disappeared to and unknown dimension. His maturity rose, his age rose, and he became more sexy. Tom followed and also touched the Triforce. Tom became younger, and stronger. In this unknown dimension they both fell asleep...
Find out what happens in Chapter 2, when they wake up!
Next Post
Chapter 2: Dealing with Shrooms
TT woke up in an allyway and Tom was nowhere nearby. He heard a voice.
??: Hey, you kid!
TT: Me?
??: Get over here!
TT walks towards the bum, deeper in the alley.
??: See these? MK Shrooms. Not many around. They make you high, but they aren't as harmful as other drugs.
TT: Um... No thanks.
??: No, kid. When I say high, I mean "high"!
TT: I'll just be going, now.
The man walks out of the shadow. He's a midget with brown hair, a brown beard, brown mustache, and a large nose.
??: I'll let you try one for free!
TT: How do I know it won't hurt my sexiness.
??: I'll take one and show you.
The man ate the strange red and white mushroom with eyes. The man grew double his size, and he looked a bit less unattractive.
TT: Wow! That's amazing!
??: The name's Mario, let's do business.
Next Post
Chapter 3: The Forbidden Friendship
TT: So Mario... You wanna help me out? I'm in some trouble.
Mario: That depends, you gonna buy my stuff?
*TT hands over some gold*
Mario: Whoa! Talk about a motherload of pasta!
*Mario hands TT 10 bags of shrooms*
Mario: That's all I got, use them wisely.
TT: So where am I?
Mario: This is the Mushroom Kingdom, ugliest city in the world, but it's a big place for tradin and makin profit. I'm talkin big cash, baby! So what's a rich fellah like you doin in this ugly dump?
*TT explains the whole story to Mario*
Mario: So this Thomas Jefferson guy who's supposed to be the president of this America place is tryin to kill ya? And you're prince of this New Hampshire place?
*Mario looks at the gold TT gave him*
Mario: I believe ya. I can help ya out. I got this brother who owns an Italian Restaurant, Italiano Somethin. Come with me, you can stay at our place, and I'll hire some big guys to get this Tom guy.
TT and Mario become friends. They walk the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom seeing bums everywhere. The whole town was disgusting. The people that lived in the town were called Toads, Koopas, and Goombas. Toads were mushroom-headed midgets. Koopas were crazy turtles looking for money, pickpocketing, and stealing. The goombas were mostly hidden in the shadows. They were the gang people causing trouble in the shadows. TT and Mario walked over to a place called Luigi's Italy. They went in and there was a taller guy standing on counter. He looked similar to Mario, but this guy shaved. You could see a moustache, no beard, a shiny combed head, and he was nicely dressed.
Mario: More of a fast food place, actually. Sit on that table.
*TT took a chair and sat*
Mario: Yo, Luigi!
Luigi: What the heck you doin here?! I thought I told you to scram!
Mario: Oh, shuddup! We got some rich fellah.
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Mario: See that kid, there? He some sorta prince.
Luigi: You mean the sexy guy?
Mario: Yeah, he calls himself TT. Get him a spot here.
Luigi: Him AND you! You're workin here again! You put me in shame! I don't want my brother hiding in alleys, selling drugs to goombas.
Mario: Sure, whatever.
Luigi: Go get shaved! You look horrible! I'll take care of TT.
*Mario went to the back of the store while giving Luigi the finger*
Luigi: I'm gonna make you use the Italian accent for that!
*Mario ignored him and went to the back*
Luigi: You, kid!
TT: Me?
Luigi: Get over here.
TT: Yes?
Luigi: You're TT, right?
TT: Yes, Mario's friend, in some trouble.
Luigi: I know. He told me. You'll be safe, here, kid. You can help me out, I'll pay you and give you a room in the back.
Mario introduced TT to his brother Luigi. This may be a new beginning.
Final post, before I gave up.
Chapter 4: Kidnapped, but Mostly Napped
TT went to sleep. He had a big day ahead of him. Luigi would teach him everything it took to manage an Italian restaurant. His bed wasn't too bad and his room had the smell of fresh pasta. You heard me right. "Fresh", not "rotten". Everyone knows that TT's too sexy for rotten pasta. That night, TT was knocked unconscious. He woke up, a bit tired and annoyed, a bit later, but there was a problem. He was blind! No wait. He wasn't blind, he just couldn't see anything. He realized he was tied up in a bag!
TT: Oh no! Not even my sexiness can help me get out of this!
??: Huh? Who's there?
TT: Hey, is anyone outside? Can you tear this bag, and get me out?
The bag is torn and TT is let out.
??: The name's Bowser.
Bowser was a large and scary koopa with a spiky, green shell.
TT: So, um, where am I?
Bowser: This is the dungeon in Princess Toadstool's Castle.
TT: Why am I here, and why are you here?
Bowser: I don't know why you're here, but let me tell you why I'm here.
TT: OK.
Bowser: It was a dark and stormy night. It was raining, a lot. There was a LOT of rain. There was so much rain, it was unbelievable. I just couldn't believe how much it rained. It rained so much! While it was raining, I was out getting some bread, since I had a cold, and I thought warm bread would help. Maybe it wasn't a smart idea to go out there in the rain, when I had a cold, without any jackets or anything. Oops, wrong story.
Let me tell you the right story. There was a war going on. It was a rebellion. The koopas didn't like the way they were treated by the toads so they started a rebellion. Yes, a rebellion. They rebelled. That's what the koopas did; rebelled. There was a large war against King Billy, father of Princess Toadstool. Billy died and Toadstool took over. It was a sad defeat for the koopas. Even their mighty leader was taken into the dungeon. Their leader was larger than the other koopas and stronger. He had the shell of a beast. He was powerful but...
*Bowser looked down on the floor*
Bowser: ...now he's just a pathetic prisoner...
TT: I'm sorry to hear tha-
Bowser: Hey, I wasn't finished! While all that was going on, some guards found me pickpocketing some goomba, and I was thrown here.
TT: Then who was the leader of the rebellion.
Bowser: The infamous Kent C. Koopa, of course! Me, I used used to be king, myself... King of "King Bowser's Royal Inn"!
TT: So you owned an inn?
Bowser: Yeah, but then there was bankruptcy and other problems, so I was desperate for money.
TT: Erm... I see... So can you get us out?
Bowser: Yes, but I don't want to, right now. I'm sleepy.
TT: Alright, I never sleep, but I'll wait. We break out, tomorrow, k?
Bowser: Fine with me.
Nothing else.
