The Author: This is the 1st Fanfic I ever written. Maybe 2nd, because I scrapped 1 fanfiction.
LP: Stop Talking about me!
The Author smacks LP... wait, did I hurt myself?
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Episode 1
LP: Hello, Ladies and Germs- and I am hosting The Mushroom Games. I promise I am the best host ever!
Fawful: Fawful thinks LP too greedy! LP both hosts TP and Mushroom Games and gonna host MP + RPG too!
LP smacks Fawful.
Kumatora: Hey, that's my job!
LP: Anyway, I am going to introduce the judges here! First, we have Kumatora, who I love, but she doesn't want to be my girlfriend-
Kumatora smacks LP.
LP: Secondly, we have Jolene- a hot girl, who does nothing, but to sit down watching fighters fight-
Jolene smacks LP.
LP: Aww, why does Mario gets kissed by his Paper Mario TTYD Partners who are girls, while I always get smacked? Anyway, the next judge is
Fawful- who is overrated but not smart and is a dunce-
Fawful steals LP's voice.
LP: .........
Kumatora: Since stupid LP's voice is gone, I will be hosting for now instead. The next judge is Luigi, LP's biggest fan. BTW, due to the author's laziness, he won't be using the accents in this fanfic-
Author: Stop talking about me!
Kumatora: Wait! His voice is back!
LP: Anyway, those 4 will be the judges.
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LP: Now let's see the 32 contestants, which I forced them to join. But only 1 of them will receive the prize money.
Audience: #$@^@^&%$@!!!!!!
LP: Damn!
A Long List of Contestants
-Team Mario-
Wario: Hey, why Mario? It has to be Team Wario!
Peach: No, it's Team Peach!
Everybody falls anime style.
LP: Just quit this stupid MP2 talk..
Mario
Peach
Daisy
Yoshi
Wario
Waluigi
DK
Toad
Toadette
Bowser
Bowser Jr.
Goombella
Bombette
Koopa
Shy Guy
Birdo
-Team Non-Mario-
Wario: Why Team Non-Mario? It should be Non-Wario!
Peach: No, it should be Team Non-Peach!
Everybody falls down anime style.
LP: If you do it one more time, you are automatically eliminated.
Wario and Peach: AHHHH!
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Cream
Pikachu
Oshawott
Wobbuffet
Pokemon Trainer Brendan
Pokemon Trainer May
Ninten
Ness
Paula
Lucas
Kirby
Homer Simpsons
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LP: Wait? Who made Homer Simpsons sign up?
Kumatora: It's you, idiot!
LP: But... but...
Jolene: No buts, LP.
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LP: Anyway, in this round, these 32 players will be fighting off 1vs1 on some minigames, Tournament style! 16 Winners directly get to move on the next round, but only 4 of the 16 losers will get to move on the next round, decided by the Wild-card match.
Homer Simpsons: 'Doh!
LP: Be quiet or I'll send you to the lava pits. Now let's see the tournament bracket. The waiting time will be 100 years.
Audiences moan.
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Mario vs Toadette
Tails vs Paula
Knuckles vs Bombette
Kirby vs Birdo
Cream vs Goombella
Brendan vs Waluigi
Yoshi vs May
Ninten vs Pikachu
Koopa vs Peach
Toad vs Bowser
Lucas vs Shy Guy
Ness vs Wario
Daisy vs Oshawott
Amy vs Homer
Sonic vs Wobbuffet
Bowser Jr vs DK
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LP: Now, let's start the tournament! First off is, Mario vs Toadette!
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!
Toadette: I will never lose to a stupid Plumber!
Mario: What? STUPID?
Toadette: Yes, you are.
Mario: #$@%@%!!!
Toadette: @%$^@!!!
LP: Uhh... let's just start a competition. It will be a trivia quiz. You press the buzzer to say the answer. First one to score 3 points win. If you are right, you gain 1 point. If you are wrong, your opponent gains 1 point. Ok, let's go.
Question 1: Who is the princess of Mushroom Kingdom?
Mario: (presses buzzer)
LP: Ok, Mario. Say the answer.
Mario: It's-a-me! Mario!
LP: Now let's see if that is right....
No. It's wrong.
Mario: But I was-a- just practicing-a-my catchphrase!
Toadette: This proves he is stupid.
Mario 0: 1 Toadette
Question 2: Name a movie which is not based on a musical.
Mario: (Presses buzzer)
LP: Mario, please say the answer.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
LP: Ehh. Wrong.
Mario: But I just forgot my catchphrase, so I said that!
Toadette: Yay. I just won.
Mario 0: 2 Toadette
Question 3: Name one of the Paper Mario games.
Mario: (Presses Buzzer)
LP: Mario, what's the answer?
Mario: New Super Mario Brothers Wii U!
LP: Wrong.
Mario: But I wanted the audiences to know my new game!
Toadette: Seriously, I overestimated him.
Mario 0: 3 Toadette
LP: Toadette's the victor!
Toadette: Yeah!
Mario: No!
Tails vs Paula
LP: This competition is like Hot Bob-omb. You have to pass this bomb into the other player, and try not to make it explode when you have the Bob-omb. Tails will hold the bomb first. GO!
Tails: I'm gonna hold the bob-omb until it lights up- wait, what?
Paula starts praying.
Paula: Someone hear me.. please don't let the bomb explode on me.. I need to win the money for Polestar Preschool...
Tails: Nevermind. Take this, Paula!
But something strange happens. Tails can't move his arms!
Tails: What? How is this happening? Oh no....
The Bomb Explodes.
Tails: NOOOO!
LP: Paula wins!
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The remaining 14 duels will be done in next episode.
LP: Stop Talking about me!
The Author smacks LP... wait, did I hurt myself?
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Episode 1
LP: Hello, Ladies and Germs- and I am hosting The Mushroom Games. I promise I am the best host ever!
Fawful: Fawful thinks LP too greedy! LP both hosts TP and Mushroom Games and gonna host MP + RPG too!
LP smacks Fawful.
Kumatora: Hey, that's my job!
LP: Anyway, I am going to introduce the judges here! First, we have Kumatora, who I love, but she doesn't want to be my girlfriend-
Kumatora smacks LP.
LP: Secondly, we have Jolene- a hot girl, who does nothing, but to sit down watching fighters fight-
Jolene smacks LP.
LP: Aww, why does Mario gets kissed by his Paper Mario TTYD Partners who are girls, while I always get smacked? Anyway, the next judge is
Fawful- who is overrated but not smart and is a dunce-
Fawful steals LP's voice.
LP: .........
Kumatora: Since stupid LP's voice is gone, I will be hosting for now instead. The next judge is Luigi, LP's biggest fan. BTW, due to the author's laziness, he won't be using the accents in this fanfic-
Author: Stop talking about me!
Kumatora: Wait! His voice is back!
LP: Anyway, those 4 will be the judges.
---
LP: Now let's see the 32 contestants, which I forced them to join. But only 1 of them will receive the prize money.
Audience: #$@^@^&%$@!!!!!!
LP: Damn!
A Long List of Contestants
-Team Mario-
Wario: Hey, why Mario? It has to be Team Wario!
Peach: No, it's Team Peach!
Everybody falls anime style.
LP: Just quit this stupid MP2 talk..
Mario
Peach
Daisy
Yoshi
Wario
Waluigi
DK
Toad
Toadette
Bowser
Bowser Jr.
Goombella
Bombette
Koopa
Shy Guy
Birdo
-Team Non-Mario-
Wario: Why Team Non-Mario? It should be Non-Wario!
Peach: No, it should be Team Non-Peach!
Everybody falls down anime style.
LP: If you do it one more time, you are automatically eliminated.
Wario and Peach: AHHHH!
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Cream
Pikachu
Oshawott
Wobbuffet
Pokemon Trainer Brendan
Pokemon Trainer May
Ninten
Ness
Paula
Lucas
Kirby
Homer Simpsons
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LP: Wait? Who made Homer Simpsons sign up?
Kumatora: It's you, idiot!
LP: But... but...
Jolene: No buts, LP.
---
LP: Anyway, in this round, these 32 players will be fighting off 1vs1 on some minigames, Tournament style! 16 Winners directly get to move on the next round, but only 4 of the 16 losers will get to move on the next round, decided by the Wild-card match.
Homer Simpsons: 'Doh!
LP: Be quiet or I'll send you to the lava pits. Now let's see the tournament bracket. The waiting time will be 100 years.
Audiences moan.
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Mario vs Toadette
Tails vs Paula
Knuckles vs Bombette
Kirby vs Birdo
Cream vs Goombella
Brendan vs Waluigi
Yoshi vs May
Ninten vs Pikachu
Koopa vs Peach
Toad vs Bowser
Lucas vs Shy Guy
Ness vs Wario
Daisy vs Oshawott
Amy vs Homer
Sonic vs Wobbuffet
Bowser Jr vs DK
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LP: Now, let's start the tournament! First off is, Mario vs Toadette!
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!
Toadette: I will never lose to a stupid Plumber!
Mario: What? STUPID?
Toadette: Yes, you are.
Mario: #$@%@%!!!
Toadette: @%$^@!!!
LP: Uhh... let's just start a competition. It will be a trivia quiz. You press the buzzer to say the answer. First one to score 3 points win. If you are right, you gain 1 point. If you are wrong, your opponent gains 1 point. Ok, let's go.
Question 1: Who is the princess of Mushroom Kingdom?
Mario: (presses buzzer)
LP: Ok, Mario. Say the answer.
Mario: It's-a-me! Mario!
LP: Now let's see if that is right....
No. It's wrong.
Mario: But I was-a- just practicing-a-my catchphrase!
Toadette: This proves he is stupid.
Mario 0: 1 Toadette
Question 2: Name a movie which is not based on a musical.
Mario: (Presses buzzer)
LP: Mario, please say the answer.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
LP: Ehh. Wrong.
Mario: But I just forgot my catchphrase, so I said that!
Toadette: Yay. I just won.
Mario 0: 2 Toadette
Question 3: Name one of the Paper Mario games.
Mario: (Presses Buzzer)
LP: Mario, what's the answer?
Mario: New Super Mario Brothers Wii U!
LP: Wrong.
Mario: But I wanted the audiences to know my new game!
Toadette: Seriously, I overestimated him.
Mario 0: 3 Toadette
LP: Toadette's the victor!
Toadette: Yeah!
Mario: No!
Tails vs Paula
LP: This competition is like Hot Bob-omb. You have to pass this bomb into the other player, and try not to make it explode when you have the Bob-omb. Tails will hold the bomb first. GO!
Tails: I'm gonna hold the bob-omb until it lights up- wait, what?
Paula starts praying.
Paula: Someone hear me.. please don't let the bomb explode on me.. I need to win the money for Polestar Preschool...
Tails: Nevermind. Take this, Paula!
But something strange happens. Tails can't move his arms!
Tails: What? How is this happening? Oh no....
The Bomb Explodes.
Tails: NOOOO!
LP: Paula wins!
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The remaining 14 duels will be done in next episode.
