Mario's Free Time

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waluigi48

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What happens in the Mushroom Kingdom when Mario isn't making games?
Chapter 1: 3-Demented
*Mario is at home playing Wii until the phone rings*
Mario: Geez!
*picks up phone*
Mario: *sigh* Hello?
Luigi: Hi Mario!
Mario: Oh, hi. Listen this isn't a good time. I'm at the final boss of Metriod Other M.
Luigi: Okay. I just wanted to tell you that Shigeru called. He said that we're going to be in more games than ever!
Mario: What? Oh come on! 500 coins a month isn't worth it! At least there isn't going to be another Paper Mario again. I mean the last one was HORRIBLE!
Luigi: Uh, yeeeeaaaahhhh....
Mario: So, what console are we working on this time? Wii? DS?
Luigi: Actually it's a new one called the 3DS.
Mario: What? You're saying we're going in another handheld?
Luigi: Ya, but it's not what you think! It's not virtual reality.
Mario: (thinking: Damn Virtual Boy)
Luigi: It's 3D without the glasses.
Mario: It's a scam.
Luigi: Actually I took a look at it and it looks pretty...
Mario: IT'S A SCAM.
Luigi: Geez, dude. Calm down!
Mario: Fine. Thanks for letting me know. Bye.
Luigi: Oh, and one more thing.
Mario: What?
Luigi: I borrowed your B Dasher to pick up Daisy yesterday.
Mario: If there is one scratch on that thing, I'm going to kill you!
Luigi: Bye.
*hangs up*
Mario: Note to self, buy a guard Chain Chomp.
*at Peach's Castle*
Peach: Hey Toad.
Toad: Yes, Princess?
Peach: When is Glee on?
Toad: Um... we don't get that channel.
Peach: Well then ask the cable guy to hook us up to Time Warner!
Toad: Fine. Don't need to yell!
Mario: Um... Princess?
Peach: Ya Mario?
Mario: Luigi just called at said that Shigeru hooked us up with the 3DS!
Peach: Ya, I heard. I can't do another handheld!
Mario: Right. I'm here to spread the word. Bye.
Peach: See ya.
*at Bowser's Castle*
Bowser: What do you mean we don't have Gl-
Mario: Bowser!
Bowser: Hey! What's up Mario? I could really need good news now.
Mario: Um...
*5 minutes later*
Bowser: D8
Mario: ...Well. I better go...
Bowser: D8
*Mario leaves*
Goomba: Uh? Bowser?
Bowser: D8
*at Wario's house*
Wario and Waluigi: Go go go! AW!
Waluigi: Dang it! Why aren't the 49ers winning this season?
Wario: >_>
Waluigi: Oh. Right.
Mario: Hey, Wario?
Wario: Yeah?
*5 minutes later*
Wario: D8
Waluigi: *Phffftt* Big deal. I'm only coming for the sports and parties.
Mario: Actually that new 3D Mario game is actually a game with you as the main character.
Waluigi: D8
*at that town hall*
Everyone: D8
Mario: Everyone calm down! I asked Shigeru about this situation and he says we are all getting 50% bigger raises!
Everyone: WOO!!!
*phone rings*
Mario: Hello? Oh hi Shigeru! What? Ya I told 'em. What? A Wii 2?
Everyone: D8
 
Chapter 2: Halloween Pranks
*Mario's outside with Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi and they all have beer in their hands*
Mario: Yep.
Waluigi: Yep.
Wario: Yep.
Luigi: Mhm....
Mario: So. About time for Halloween to start I guess.
Wario: What! Oh!
Mario: What?
Waluigi: The prank Mario! The prank of '09!
*back in 2009*
Mario: Hey Wario, I heard that Coke goes good with Mentos when both in your mouth.
Wario: Really, okay.
*Gets Coke and Mentos*
Wario: It does taste good.
*Coke shoots from mouth*
Wario: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back*
Waluigi: And that's what started the Shoop da Whoop meme.
Wario: Ya. And I sprained 2 organs because of that.
Waluigi: Don't prank any of us like that Hank, I mean Mario.
Luigi: ItellyouwhatmanafterthatIsurewasn'thappyinacoupleyearsafterthatmanandIhadtoseeaguidanceconselouranddidn'tseeDaisyforawholemonthman.
Mario, Wario, Waluigi: o_o
Luigi: Sorry. Too much beer and I get all hyper from all that.
Mario: Huh. Don't worry guys. These won't hurt anyone at all. It's all for laughs.
Bobby: Oh my gosh! It's the jumping man! Hehehehehe!
Mario: ...What the heck just happened?
*tomorrow*
Mario: So. Time for some pranking!
Sonic: So you want me to try to up the loop and stop halfway?
Mario: Yup!
Sonic: For ONE penny?
Mario: Right.
Sonic: Look out, Mario! You're about to lose a penny!
*runs to the loop and stops halfway and falls*
Mario: Ha ha! You just got pranked fool! Ya!
*runs away*
Mario: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Ah! Oh! I'm bleeding! I think I broke my legs! Aw! Someone help me! I think I hear wolves!
Wolf: Why can't anyone think I'm not gonna eat them! Gosh!
Popo: Fall to from top of the glacier into the trampoline? Of course we can do it!
*falls through trampoline*
Mario: Ha ha!
Nana: I can't feel my arms!
Popo: Nana! Your legs are bluish-black!
*Pikachu is walking down the stairs and Mario trips him*
Pikachu: Aw! Ow! Dang it!
Mario: Hehehe.
Pikachu: Aw! What the hell is yo problem dude?
Mario: It was a prank dude!
Pikachu: No. A prank is a pie in da face! Why da heck are ya tripping people down da stairs?
Mario: It's Halloween tradition dude!
Pikachu: Want to hear a tradition then? You'll hear from the tradition of the sueing!
*at court*
Pikachu: Judge, this man just tripped me down the stairs breaking 12 of my bones!
Judge: Are you sure little stairs could break any bones?
Pikachu: I'M A FREAKIN' POKEMON!!! AND THIS MAN THINKS IT WAS A JOKE!!!
Judge: I don't know it sounds pretty funny.
Pikachu: How did you get elected as judge?
Judge: The best way! By default!
Pikachu: -_-
Judge: I could place a fine.
Pikachu: Yes! YES!
Judge: Just one penny oughta do it.
Mario: NO!!!!! I WON'T DO IT!!!!
Judge: Then go to jail.
Mario: What type of magazine?
Judge: Time.
Mario: NOOOO!!!!!! TAKE IT!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Judge: Court dismissed.
*everyone but the judge leaves*
Judge: Heh heh heh.
*turns out to be Sonic*
Sonic: I told you Mario! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Person: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: :'(
 
Chapter 3: Loaning Screen
*Mario is on his laptop*
Mario: ...And that is how Naruto causes people to be retarded.
*Luigi crashes from roof with car*
Mario: *turns head* Luigi? What. The Hell. Did you do?
Luigi: Um... I... had a car accident...
Mario: How?
*flashback*
Luigi: Are you sure that Ford Falcons can fly?
Captain Falcon: Of course! Now let's get this thing in a carrier jet!
Mario: *twitch* You owe me $500!!!
Luigi: Sorry. Only got 300.
Mario: LUIGI!!!!!!
Luigi: Okay! I'll loan from Boo.
*at Boo's house*
Luigi: Hey.
Boo: Oh, hey.
Luigi: Listen, can I have a loan of 200?
Boo: Sure. Lemme check my wallot.
*checks*
Boo: Huh. Must've given it to Wario. One sec.
*at Wario's house*
Wario: Oh THAT money. I loaned to Yoshi.
Boo: Fine. Does he still work at that lumbermill up at 70?
Wario: Nah. He quit and got a job at that egg company.
Boo: ¬_¬
*at that egg factory Wario was just talking about*
Boo: Hey Yoshi.
Yoshi: Oh hey.
Boo: I heard you quit that job at the mill.
Yoshi: Ya. I was underpaid. Besides, Birdo's here.
Boo: I thought you two broke up.
Yoshi: Can't hurt to have an unknown relationship.
Boo: Good point. Listen, I need to borrow 200 for Luigi.
Yoshi: Another loan I assume.
Boo: Yup.
Yoshi: Okay.
*looks for wallot*
Yoshi: Ya, um. I must've left it at home so.
Boo: Dude!
Yoshi: Hey, I'm sorry! My alarm broke so I had to hurry there.
Boo: *sigh* When will your shift be over?
Yoshi: In about 3 hours. Can I go back to work? My boss will get mad!
Birdo: Hurry up ya slacker!
Boo: ¬_¬
Yoshi: Ya. I'm weak.
Boo: Looks like I'll have to ask Bowser for a raise.
Bowser: OF COURSE NOT!
Boo: Why not?
Bowser: Profits are low this year. No one likes these bobbleheads anymore.
Boo: So. What now?
Bowser: We must find a new person to fill in.
Boo: I know just the person!
*at Japan*
Boo: Hey Konata!
Konata: Ya?
*5 minutes later*
Bowser: Here's a million dollars for your troubles!
Boo: Thanks.
*meanwhile*
Luigi: Here's your money!
Mario: Actually Toad did my loaning. Try harder next time!
Luigi: *twitch* Actually you will need this.
Mario: Why?
Luigi: For plastic surgery you fat piece of lard!
*beats up Mario*
 
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