Jinx's Top Ten WORST Custom Tracks

[MQJinx]

CTGP Revolution is FILLED with custom tracks, but for every awesome custom track there is, there's bound to be a ton that just suck, whenever they're annoying to race on, glitchy, or just downright lame. Let's get started with these abominations!

#10

Spoiler

[MKWii CT] Icy Vulcan Valley (Glitch) 37 630 by ρf☆Pαμl
[MKWii CT] Icy Vulcan Valley 4:02.914 by ρf☆Pαμl
10. Icy Vulcan Valley

Starting off the list, we have Icy Vulcan Valley. This track made the list for several reasons. First off there is the glitch that anyone can do and it's ridiculously cheap. Another reason are the physics; I hate Mushroom Gorge mushroom physics here. Finally the respawns are terrible.

 

[Yoshiman222]

I'm hoping you put down a certain track as #1 on here... you should know what that course is.

 

[MQJinx]

#9

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MKW Water Island - 33.938, 8.760
[MKWii CT] Water Island Non Glitch 1:33.981 by ρf☆Pαμl

9. Water Island

This track has a lot of problems. First off is that glitch that is ridiculously easy to do. Second, I hate pipe physics and the hole on the bridge. Third, the scenery is boring. Finally, this track is just so short!

 

[MQJinx]

#8

Spoiler

MKW Faraway Land 3lap - 31.733
WR Faraway Land 02:15.181

8. Faraway Land

Mew is a great Pokemon, reaching #8 on my Top 100 Favorite Pokemon list. In Pokemon Emerald, you can catch it by getting an Old Sea Map and boarding the S.S. Tidal. Then you can play hide-and-seek with Mew on Faraway Island and then battle it to catch it. It is said that Faraway Land from CTGP is supposed to be based on Faraway Island. This track has nothing in it that looks like Faraway Island! Not only that, but the physics are terrible and there is a glitch on this track. Faraway Land pretty much bastardized what could've been a really cool concept. For shame, Faraway Land, for shame. This track is a total disgrace to Mew!

 

[MQJinx]

#7

Spoiler

[MKWii CT] Lavaflow Vulcano 29.858 by ρf☆Pαμl
WR Lavaflow Volcano non-glicth 41:536
[MKWii] Lavaflow Volcano - 0:42.208 - ☆Fζαmε☆

7. Lavaflow Volcano

This track is downright lame. You literally just go around in a circle. Not only that, but there are stupid mushroom physics in this track as well. The glitch is the icing on the cake. This track is terrible: it's short, it's unnecessary, its layout is unoriginal, its physics suck, and its scenery is terrible.

 

[MQJinx]

#6

Spoiler

[MKWii CT BKT] Tree Circuit - 26"835 - κσω☆Danny☆
[MKW Custom Track] Tree Circuit BKT (no-glitch) - 2.10.608 - PT☆99%

6. Tree Circuit

Arceus, does this track suck! Its layout makes Wii Mario Circuit look like Rainbow Road, not to mention, it's another glitchy track! Not only that, but the design, layout, and scenery are all pretty terrible.

 

[Darkboo007]

You better F***ing werk with #10
Those damn mushrooms are ridiculous and if you fail, forfeit the damn race
Respawning places are "LOLOWTF"
I tried it like 5 times lol
I can do it but Daisy and Mushrooms equals ABNORMAL speeds

 

[MQJinx]

#5

Spoiler

[MKWii] Chomp Canyon Glitch 25.475 by MrMario
[MKWii] Chomp Canyon 1:56.841

5. Chomp Canyon

Chomp Canyon is another custom track with a glitch, dreadful design, a dreadful layout and a dreadful concept. Look at this track. It's like Koopa Beach charred up and burned. More like Koopa Beach steamrolled by a Golurk! Chomp Canyon looks like garbage.

 

[MQJinx]

#4​

Spoiler

4. SNES Choco Island 1

Taking a look at the retro tracks on CTGP, there are a few that make me wonder why it's even remade. Choco Island 1 is one of them. This track was bad in the original SMK due to bad traction and annoying bumps. This failure also appeared in MKSC with the rest of the SMK tracks. Question: Why isn't this track already dead? It's short, it's unnecessary, its concept is unoriginal, its glitches suck, and its layout is terrible.​

: But it's not as bad as the next one.

: Y-You don't mean...

 

[MQJinx]

#3​

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3. SNES Choco Island 2​

: F

! I F

ING HATE CHOCO ISLAND 2!

: Dude! Language!

: Fine.

Choco Island 2 is just total, total ILL! It has an offroad section which gives advantages to offroad vehicles, the bumps are annoying as during SMK, and it has a glitch! Choco Island 2 has worse design than Choco Island 1. Stupid, stupid choco dirt! The only question I have is... what could be worse?​

 

[Yoshiman222]

The only question I have is... what could be worse?​

*coughlavaroadcough*

 

[MQJinx]

#2​

Spoiler

[MKWii CT] Christmas Dream (Glitch) 14.815 by ρf☆Pαμl
[MKWii CT] Christmas Dream BKT (No-Glitch) - 1'55"740
2. Christmas Dream

Hold up, not this track! I swear to Arceus, this track rips of GCN Sherbet Land. That track was awesome in MKD. This track, on the other hand, has no reason to be here. I mean, what were they thinking? Christmas Dream is just land. There's not even any signs of winter, like snow or something. You can't even race on this track. Its layout is junk! It has a glitch and bad mushroom physics. This track deserves to be thrown into Corona Mountain! I mean, of all the glitchy abominations, this might as well be the worst. I mean, Faraway Land has worse physics, but at least it has a reference to Mew. This track... is just... F

ING BLAND LAND!​

: *using Relic Song to turn into Pirouette Form, with arms glowing for Close Combat* For all the suffering you've caused me, I launch my fury!

: Even though we still have one more custom track, right?

: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(While Jinx recovers his sanity let's recap!)
10. Icy Vulcan Valley
9. Water Island
8. Mew's Land Ripoff
7. Grumble and Rage Flow Volcano
6. Troll Glitch Circuit
5. Koopa Beach Steamrolled By Golurk!
4. Bumpy Dirt Island
3. Ch*** **land 2
2. Bland Land

 

[MQJinx]

#1
Oh, crud. What could be worse than the bland land?

Spoiler

DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!!! Sound Effect

1. Maple Platform

My Arceus. Maple Platform is everything terrible about custom tracks in one stupid flat platform! Its design is literally a horrible Maple Treeway texture to the point where it has "Maple" in its name. Its concept is gimmicky and it has horrible layout and a horrible scenery for all of its horrible length and all its horrible players! Maple Platform is the worst custom track ever. It's unoriginal. It's unraceable! This f

ing track sucks!

 

[Baconfat23]

What the hell is the point of Maple Platform? Anyway this was good to follow during the day. Of course I first saw it when you were up to 2. Ugh I just wanted to know 1. Good picks though these do look terrible