Jinx's Top 10 Most Annoying In-Game Pokemon

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In the game of Pokemon, most foes fall with extraordinary ease. Your over-leveled Pokemon prove much too powerful for their flimsy defenses and horrific strategy. Every now and then, however, there are those Pokemon that make you want to throw your Game Boy or DS across the room. Often, said Game Boy or DS makes it across the room. It seems as though these Pokemon were designed just to make you mad. Here are ten Pokemon that may have left some painful memories.

#10

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10. Snowpoint Temple Regigigas (Platinum)

Remember that Smeargle that you caught just to catch this thing? Yeah, you know what I mean. At a pitiful level 1, your Pokemon's attacks will OHKO Regigigas, and anything else near its level is either walled or killed by it. The only safe way to catch it is to use False Swipe, then Spore it. But even then, there's that low catch rate of 3 that you have to worry about. Not only that, but you also need the other 3 Regis to catch it.

 

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#9

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9. Cynthia's Garchomp

Nothing in the Sinnoh region has been more annoying than Cynthia's Garchomp. Once it is out, the whole battle becomes an episode of Shark Week gone wrong. It is very fast and it hits very hard with its wide coverage. The safest way to beat this thing is to use Froslass's Ice Beam, as all of the other Ice-types are KO'd by Dragon Rush or Brick Break.

 

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#8

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8. Koga's Muk

There is nothing worse than a blob of gunk. Well, actually, there is: a blob of gunk that smells like horse droppings. After fighting a couple of Koga's other Pokemon, he brings out his ace in the hole: Muk. Muk is very bulky, and it pulls all sorts of shenanigans like disabling your moves, poisoning you, and increasing its evasion. This is another reason why you have to get an Alakazam; you can wipe this filth off your worries.

 

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#7

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7. Ghetsis's Hydreigon

Ah, the many-headed hydra. In ancient Greek times, this beast was known for being torn apart by Heracles. In more recent times, it is known for being the one hard Pokemon in Ghetsis's party. As you chip away at its health, Hydreigon is throwing out a barrage of attacks. Even your Ice-types aren't safe due to its wide coverage of Dragon Pulse, Fire Blast, Surf, and Focus Blast. You should have a Volcarona in your team so that it will be a lot easier to deal with.

 

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#6

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6. Clair's Kingdra

Having mastered the art of intimidation, Kingdra is undoubtedly a product of the Blackthorn City hood. It lowers your accuracy with SmokeScreen and paralyzes you with DragonBreath, before going for the kill with either Surf or Hyper Beam. Your own Kingdra should just spam DragonBreaths until Clair's is KO'd. Bring plenty of Potions and Paralyz Heals!

 

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#5

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5. Misty's Starmie

You run into a spunky young Gym Leader at the end of Cerulean Gym: Misty. Her Staryu is not all that difficult. Her Starmie, on the other hand, is very annoying. This thing always moves first unless your Pokemon are overleveled. It uses Harden to increase its defense to make it even harder to take out. This is truly a Pokemon which can cause massive dents in your team.

 

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#4

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4. Wild Zubat

Aw, come on, these things had to be on the list. They are everywhere in the caves. They confuse you using Supersonic, which hits even though it only has 55% accuracy! Your Pokemon constantly hits itself in confusion until eventually KOing itself. If only you clicked Run...

 

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#3

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3. Wild Pelipper

You thought Zubat was annoying. You are correct, but Pelipper is even worse! It uses Supersonic, like Zubat, which hits even though it has 55% accuracy, like Zubat. To add insult to injury, it has Protect to stall out your Pokemon. Not to mention that it is very bulky, unlike Zubat. Be sure to click Run when you encounter one of these!

 

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#2

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2. Mystery Dungeon Aerodactyl

Aerodactyl was never a problem in-game in the main series. In Mystery Dungeon, however, Aerodactyl was a big nuisance. This is all due to Agility, which doubles the amount of turns a Pokemon can move. You're in a Monster House with these things, and before you know it, you get KO'd after a barrage of 12 Aerodactyl attacks! What could be worse than that?

 

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Oh boy, I am not looking forward to seeing this Pokemon return...
#1

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1. Whitney's Miltank

It just occurred to me,
That I've been through this place again and again,
I'm at the same spot every time and I wonder why!
I never will give up,
As I attempt to bypass the Sudowoodo blocking the path,
But I can't get this hard tree to budge!

If I only had a SquirtBottle,
It would make it so much easier to catch this tree, but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow,
Every time I lose!

I can't defeat Miltank!
No matter how I try to attack this cow it always flinches me again!
And even though I have trained my Quilava,
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get Rolled-out in the end!
I get its health down to red,
But when I had to go against the Miltank's Milk Drink I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan,
I'll keep my Potion saved in reserve just as long as I can!

It just occurred to me,
That my life bar is almost empty again,
If I don't use my Potion now I will never survive!
I never will give up,
But it's so difficult to fight in this battle and
now I see that I'm playing with my final 'mon!

If I only had a female Heracross,
It would make it so much easier to fight with Miltank but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow,
Every time I lose!

I can't defeat Miltank!
No matter how I try to attack this cow it always attracts me again!
And even though I have trained my Quilava,
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get Rolled-out in the end!
I get its health down to red,
But when I had to go against the Miltank's Milk Drink I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan,
I'll keep my Potion saved in reserve just as long as I can!

If I only had a SquirtBottle,
It would make it so much easier to catch this tree, but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow,
Every time I lose!

I can't defeat Miltank!
No matter how I try to attack this cow it always flinches me again!
And even though I have trained my Quilava,
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get Rolled-out in the end!
I get its health down to red,
But when I had to go against the Miltank's Milk Drink I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan,
I'll keep my Potion saved in reserve just as long as I can!

I can't defeat Miltank...

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