I've found God.

I had a massive impact in my life today. A guy came up to my door and he said, "Greetings, child. Have you ever thought about your religion?" I said I was an agnostic. He then told me to read some pamphlets he gave me and then with the final words, "God is always out there, my son. It is time for you to value something better." I was like "Whoooaaaaa dude, I WOULD like a better destiny." So then, I read the pamphlet with the words "You have found God." I did indeed.
 
Not anymore. I found God. I'm having a big Christian takeover like Joey had.
 
I want to go to those black churches though were they have some funky music instead of the white church and their boring organs though.
 
So you've woke up this morning with your mind, and it was... STAYED ON JESUS?

AegisReflector said:
I had a massive impact in my life today. A guy came up to my door and he said, "Greetings, child. Have you ever thought about your religion?" I said I was an agnostic. He then told me to read some pamphlets he gave me and then with the final words, "God is always out there, my son. It is time for you to value something better." I was like "Whoooaaaaa dude, I WOULD like a better destiny." So then, I read the pamphlet with the words "You have found God." I did indeed.
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HALLELU... HALLELU... HALLELUUUUUUUUUJAH

/terrible joke
 
AegisReflector said:
I want to go to those black churches though were they have some funky music instead of the white church and their boring organs though.
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You ain't lying when it come down to Black Churches. Playin' their funky musique and the white church "supposely" boring as hell but that's a good change Aegis. Now the hard part is trying to make this change last
 
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