Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[berrylarry200]

You got the 3DS box and every 3DS Game in their cases!... But they were all empty.

I wish for cheese.

 

[Westfield]

You got cheese, but it was a cheese bomb that blow'd you up!

I wish for an admin job on these forums.

 

[yoshi_7]

You get the job, but you become an evil dictator by the name of Westfield the Terrible, and then the people overthrow you and execute you with a camouflaged AK-47

I wish I became the ruler of the world

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but after a second of ruling the world, you suddenly die from unknown causes.

I wish Autism Speaks didn't suck.

 

[waluigi48]

Wish granted. It becomes "Autism Kids get Put Out Of Their Misery."

I wish to get tortured in the worst possible.

 

[caleb333]

granted, but you end up dying.

i wish that i was philip.j.fry

 

[mostachedpolar]

Granted, but you didn't go to the year 2999!

I wish to own a polar bear

 

[caleb333]

Granted, but you didn't go to the year 2999!

I wish to own a polar bear

Granted, but its a MAle and thinks your a Female Polar Bear and starts R**ing you

I wish I could drown a Fish

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Granted, but you get drowned with the fish.

I wish I could fly.

 

[mostachedpolar]

Granted, but you get drowned with the fish.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly into space and never come back

I wish i could kill Peach

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Granted but Peach fanboys kill you

I wish I could meet Princess Peach and Princess Daisy.

 

[mostachedpolar]

Granted, but they slap you to death

I wish i had the power of time

 

[Ecks Dee]

Granted, but then you end up automatically creating a time paradox, destroying everyone's perception of reality, including your own.

I wish FOX News was a candy store.

 

[MarioPartyMan]

*BUMP*

Granted, but Each candy you eat is another TV show.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[SUPER WAHA]

Granted but it doesn't come true.

I wish I can go into the cartoon world. :3

 

[MarioPartyMan]

Granted, but  road runner runs into you giving you his spe- wait, how is this a bad thing?

I wish there were more Co-op levels in Portal 2.

 

[Shaby]

Granted, but you will NEVER get the game!

I wish I get MP9 right now!

 

[MarioPartyMan]

Granted, but you only play it once before the disc goes bad.

I wish I wasn't tired.I'm bad at this =P

 

[topper1]

Granted, but its still bed time.

I wish I had a pizza!

 

[Shaby]

You get it but it's BURNT!

I wish for world peace!