Door Locked, Unlocked...?

[Troll]

Closed and unlocked, usually.

Locked when my sister brings friends home.

Think they're gonna' have sex with you or something?

No.

My sister gets full of herself when she's with her friends. This includes sometimes slamming my door open and yelling at me for no particular reason.

At 12:30 am.

Jump out of bed naked with your big erect penis out smothered with cum when she does that.

She'll never come in again.

...

why didn't I think of this months ago?

 

[AegisReflector]

Closed and unlocked, usually.

Locked when my sister brings friends home.

Think they're gonna' have sex with you or something?

No.

My sister gets full of herself when she's with her friends. This includes sometimes slamming my door open and yelling at me for no particular reason.

At 12:30 am.

Jump out of bed naked with your big erect penis out smothered with cum when she does that.

She'll never come in again.

...

why didn't I think of this months ago?

You DO have a wanker, yes?

 

[Troll]

Closed and unlocked, usually.

Locked when my sister brings friends home.

Think they're gonna' have sex with you or something?

No.

My sister gets full of herself when she's with her friends. This includes sometimes slamming my door open and yelling at me for no particular reason.

At 12:30 am.

Jump out of bed naked with your big erect penis out smothered with cum when she does that.

She'll never come in again.

...

why didn't I think of this months ago?

You DO have a wanker, yes?

Yes, but I do like to keep my wanker business to my privacy.

 

[AegisReflector]

Closed and unlocked, usually.

Locked when my sister brings friends home.

Think they're gonna' have sex with you or something?

No.

My sister gets full of herself when she's with her friends. This includes sometimes slamming my door open and yelling at me for no particular reason.

At 12:30 am.

Jump out of bed naked with your big erect penis out smothered with cum when she does that.

She'll never come in again.

...

why didn't I think of this months ago?

You DO have a wanker, yes?

Yes, but I do like to keep my wanker business to my privacy.

Or you have a small johnson.

 

[Troll]

Closed and unlocked, usually.

Locked when my sister brings friends home.

Think they're gonna' have sex with you or something?

No.

My sister gets full of herself when she's with her friends. This includes sometimes slamming my door open and yelling at me for no particular reason.

At 12:30 am.

Jump out of bed naked with your big erect penis out smothered with cum when she does that.

She'll never come in again.

...

why didn't I think of this months ago?

You DO have a wanker, yes?

Yes, but I do like to keep my wanker business to my privacy.

Or you have a small johnson.

I'd say it's probably above average. :/

 

[Ether]

I keep my door closed but unlocked, with the sound of the news blaring as I fall asleep.

 

[H-J Kaabii]

Oh yeah, none of the bedroom doors in my house have locks. >.>

Besides, in case of natural disaster, a lock is a potential killer.

 

[Chubbo1793]

I always lock my door. My friends use to draw on my brother, which gave me a hint to lock my door. =P

 

[yoshi_7]

Yeah MattC, whenever they walk into your room, whip out your cock, they'll get scared and they will never come back...or you might get laid, either way the outcome is good

 

[Darkboo007]

When I had my dog; door was closed and locked b/c everytime he hears the door he starts to run for the door. Now that I have no dog the door is unlocked yet close. Ppl know to knock on my door and ask to come in

 

[cookieboy17]

I'd want it locked but my door doesn't lock since my door doesn't fit properly into the wall so it doesn't close all the way which is annoying.

 

[waluigi48]

I have my door open or closed, but never locked. If I lock any doors in the house, my dad will beat the s**t out of me.

 

[Amatatomba]

I leave my door slightly open. Except recently my house settled so now unless I prop something behind the door, it swings open wider than I'd like.

I just see no reason to lock it usually. The only time I would want to lock it (when my boyfriend is over) is the time my mom would definitely have a problem with it being locked lol. Plus she has some weird paranoia about fires so she probably wouldn't like me locking it at night anyways.

 

[SuperZambezi]

I don't really have a reason to lock or even close my door. I only close my door when I go to sleep and I know something might wake me up.

 

[madstarr]

Locked most of the time. When I sleep, I simply want people to not disturb me.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

I superglue it.

I usually just close it.

 

[mostachedpolar]

I pretty much close my door at all times now, I don't want people to see what I do.

 

[chaosshadow123]

My door doesn't have a lock, so I can't really sleep with it locked.

 

[Luigi Party!]

Unlocked, since Korea is damn HOT!

 

[Yoshiman222]

...people can lock their doors? I wish I could do that.

All I can do in close the door... so that's what I do.
If I could lock it, I would... but my dad would probably break it in when he gets mad at me... :what: