Jonas Brothers - Thankfully nobody will remember them in 5 years
Justin Bieber - Thankfully nobody will remember him in 7 years
Ke$ha - If nobody invented autotune, she'd probably work as a hooker right now
Britney Spears - A dangerously insane human being
Adam Sandler - How is it even possible to take part in so many bad movies?
Madonna - A much more mild version of Brittney Spears
Barbara Streisand - Poster girl for limousine liberals
Paris Hilton - Possibly the worst human on the face of the Earth
Anyone who worked at Disney in the past five years
Jersey Shore cast
Kim Kardashian
Michael Vick
Dante Stallwarth
Manny Ramirez
David Ortiz
Cameron Diaz
Justin Bieber - Thankfully nobody will remember him in 7 years
Ke$ha - If nobody invented autotune, she'd probably work as a hooker right now
Britney Spears - A dangerously insane human being
Adam Sandler - How is it even possible to take part in so many bad movies?
Madonna - A much more mild version of Brittney Spears
Barbara Streisand - Poster girl for limousine liberals
Paris Hilton - Possibly the worst human on the face of the Earth
Anyone who worked at Disney in the past five years
Jersey Shore cast
Kim Kardashian
Michael Vick
Dante Stallwarth
Manny Ramirez
David Ortiz
Cameron Diaz