Bowser's Elimination

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Prologue
One day at the Mushroom Kingdom...
Mario: Hey Luigi! Look!
Luigi: What?
Mario: I got this letter from Bowser.
Luigi: Let me guess: Dear Fatty, I have stolen Peach for like the millionth time. Come and stop me so I can lose.
Mario: Shut up Luigi!
Luigi: *sigh* Fine.
Dear Mario, I have set up a contest for my enjoyment. Come meet me at my castle at 4 P.M. If you don't, I'll force you to come. Sincerely, Bowser P.S. FIRE'S COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!
Mario: ...
Luigi: ...
Mario: *sigh* Come on Luigi.
Luigi: *sigh* Fine.
AT 4 P.M.
Mario: Oh look! Yoshi, Birdo, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Hammer Bro, Toad, Toadette, Boo, Dry Bones, and Blooper got forced, I mean, invited too.
Luigi: Oh goodie. -_-
TO BE CONTINUED...
 
Day 1
Bowser: Hello fools! Welcome to Bowser's Elimination!!!
Mario: What?
Bowser: Don't interupt me! Now, this is a contest to test your skills in survival!
*Bowser Jr. comes in*
BJ: What're you doing daddy?
Bowser: A contest to torture these people.
BJ: Yay! Can I help?
Bowser: Of course, son.
Wario: What's our prize?
Bowser: Hm... I guess there should be a reward for the winner. Kamek! Come in here!
*Kamek comes in*
Kamek: Yes?
Bowser: Can you set a prize for these losers?
Kamek: Sure. How about... 1,000,000 coins?!?!?
*Wario faints*
Bowser: Anyway, here's how the game works: Every day a new challenge will be made. If you're team wins it, you get invincibility. If not, then you vote someone to go into the Bowser cannon and shoot to the Volcano of Death. You will stay there until the contest is over. I mean if you survive before then.
Peach: Where will we sleep?
Bowser: Over there.
*Bowser points to two caves*
Daisy: Good thing I brought pillows. Those spikes look hard to sleep on.
Bowser: Now Kamek, diverse the teams.
Kamek: Ok. The teams names are Team Earthquakes and Team Volcanoes. Team Earthquakes include Mario, Yoshi, Peach, Wario, Toadette, Hammer Bro, and Dry Bones.
Mario: Yes! I'm with Peach!
Kamek: Luigi, Birdo, Daisy, Waluigi, Toad, Blooper, and Boo are on Team Volcanoes.
Bowser: Tomorrow we'll have the first challenge. Now go to your caves. You'll need your energy.
Toad: Wait! What's the smallest cave for?
Bowser: It's where you spill all you feel about everything here.
Waluigi: Why would we want to do that?
Bowser: Thanks to Kamek, this is all on television! Didn't you see the Lakitu holding the camera right there?
*Bowser points at Lakitu*
Lakitu: When you see this cloud just play cool. That includes you Boo.
Boo: It's hard not to hide from that! I can't be seen!
Bowser: If you do hide then you can go to the Bowser cannon automatically!
Boo: I can live with that camera! Heh heh.
Bowser: Now go to your caves!
-static-
Mario: Man, it's dark in this cave. Anyway, Bowser really over did this contest. It makes me think he actually makes more effort making things fancy then capturing Peach.
-back-
Mario: Where do I sleep?
Yoshi: I'm right here in this nest.
DB: Man, just like my style!
Toadette: Man he sure lives in caves a lot.
*in the other cave*
Luigi: I can't live without my brother!
Waluigi: Oh grow up! You don't see me crying about *sniff* Wario.
Blooper: Let's just go to sleep. We can't let the Earthquakes win!
To be continued...
 
Day 2
Mario: *yawn* Man, that was a rough night.
*Peach finds Wario hugging her sleeping*
Peach: >_> AH!
Wario: What?
*Peach hits Wario with pan*
Wario: Back to sleep. Zzzz...
Mario: ... Why do you carry around a pan?
Peach: Protection.
Mario: Okay...
DB: Nice place to sleep.
Mario: Ok, Dry Bones. You've gotta stop staying in dungeons your whole life.
DB: Sheesh, pushy.
Meanwhile...
Luigi: Man. What a night.
*sees Waluigi watching Today*
Luigi: Hey, where'd you get a TV?
Waluigi: Found it.
Luigi: How'd you get electricity?
*thought*
Boo: Are you sure rubbing this pole on a stormy night isn't dangerous?
Waluigi: Come on! Your dead anyway! It won't hurt a bit!
Boo: You're probably right.
*end*
Waluigi: ...Forgot.
*Boo is on fire a bit*
Boo: Waluigi. Never. Again.
Luigi: ...
Announcer: All contestants to the battlefield immediatly.
At the battlefield...
Bowser: Ok, now for the first challenge.
Daisy: Why do you have those bombs?
Bowser: I'm getting to that. Ok. The first challenge is called Dodge-bomb. That Bomb Blaster over there will shoot Bob-ombs to anyone on the field. You have to tke those bombs and throw them at the other team. If you get hit, you're out. Last one standing gets their team invincibility.
-static-
Yoshi: I think he mostly put this in for me because he thinks I can swallow and spit bombs out best here. Stereotype.
-back-
Bowser: Ok. LET'S FIGHT!
*bomb comes to Mario*
Mario: Let's hit... Boo!
*throws*
Boo: Oh no!
*flies away*
Bowser: Well. There goes one.
Mario: Hm...
*throws at Daisy*
Daisy: Ah!
*explodes*
Luigi: Oh no! That's it!
*throws bomb at Mario*
Mario: Ah!
*explodes*
HB: Hey!
*throws hammers attached with bombs at the oter team*
Birdo: Aerial attack!!!
*explodes Waluigi, Birdo, and Luigi*
HB: Ha ha ha.
*explodes*
Toad: Don't mess with my team!
Bowser: Wo. Now I know why he's in SMB2.
*Toad aims at Toadette*
Toadette: Oh no! *cries*
Toad: *sigh*
*bomb explodes*
Toadette: Softie.
Blooper: I'm the last one.
*throws bomb*
Bowser: Look out below!
Blooper: Huh?
*looks up and sees bomb*
Blooper: AH!
*explodes*
Bowser: Looks like Team Earthquakes won!
Team Earthquakes: YAH!!!
Bowser: See you at the cannon Team Volcanoes. Ha ha ha.
-static-
Toad: I couldn't do it! She's just so sweet and loveable I deserve to be out.
-back-
Bowser: Well, you've cast your votes on who's going to the Bowser Cannon. Let's count up the votes. Kamek, could you?
Kamek: My pleasure. These are the people who you want to vote off. Birdo. Toad. Boo. Toad. Boo. Waluigi. The last vote is...
-static-
Birdo: Why would someone vote me off? I'm like the most contributing here! WHY ME?!? WHY-
-back-
Kamek: ...Boo.
Boo: Huh? Why?
Daisy: You were too scared. We couldn't have someone running away from the challenges.
Boo: No!
*Bowser grabs Boo*
Boo: RECOUNT! RECOUNT!!!!!
*puts in cannon*
Boo: NOOOOOO!!!!
*shoots*
Boo: NOOOOooo!!!
Bowser: Well, the rest of you can now go to bed. The next challenge will be much harder. Heh heh heh.
-static-
Waluigi: Toad was SOOO!!! Lucky! Now who am I gonna get to watch TV?
-back-
10 minutes later...
Toad: Am I rubbing this pole good?
Waluigi: Yup, just keep going.
Toad: Okay.
To be continued....
 
Vipsoccermaster said:
All right, guys, chill, I'm getting complaints from another member. Spock and Dodger, don't go too far or overboard. You're Global Moderators. It's fine to go overboard, but not constantly. Only do it sparingly.
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How am I going overboard?

Seriously, the staff here is returning back to it's old ways and I'm not liking it one bit.
 
Day 3
Bowser: I'm bored. Don't... wanna... make... challenge.......
Kamek: I've got just the thing.
Announcer: Good morning everyone. The next challenge will test your speed. We have more than 500 giant rocks set up on cliffs. In 2 minutes we will release them and you will all have to run away from them. If you get crushed, you are out. Last team standing wins!
Timer: 2:00, 1:59, 1:58...
-static-
BJ: I decided to make this challenge much more interesting. I put about 100 bombs around the place to explode in 2 minutes. Daddy's gonna be so happy!
-back-
Mario: I think to stay on the safe side we should all split up.
Meanwhile...
Luigi: To save more people let's stick together.
Yoshi: Hm... I got it!
*flutter jumps to top of tree*
Yoshi: No rocks will get me!
Waluigi: Hey. Wario.
Wario: What?
Waluigi: Here's something.
*brings out missiles*
Wario: What's that for?
Waluigi: Let's eliminate the competition.
Wario: Sweet.
*shoots missiles*
Waluigi: Wah ha ha!
*comes back down*
Wario: Oh crud.
*explodes*
Kamek: That calls for being out!
Bowser: Nice call!
Timer: 10, 9, 8...
*Peach finds ditch*
Peach: Perfect!
*floats in*
Timer: 3... 2... 1....
*rocks fall down and bombs explode*
Bowser: Wow! Bowser Jr did that? Good job!
Kamek: I see Mario, Luigi, Birdo, Hammer Bro and Blooper exploded.
*boulder covers Peach*
Peach: Ah! I'm trapped!
*Yoshi sees big boulder*
Yoshi: I don't think the tree is high enough for that.
*Yoshi gets flattened*
*Blooper floats away*
Blooper: Heh heh heh.
*gets zapped by laser*
Bowser: I don't think so.
Dry Bones: Oh no! A boulder!
*gets flattened*
Bowser: TIME! Team Volcanoes wins! The other team meets at the cannon.
*at the cannon*
Kamek: Okay. Same deal here. Wario, Mario, Hammer Bro, Dry Bones, Wario, Wario, and....... Huh. That's it. One vote short. Oh well. Wario gets eliminated.
Wario: What? Why?
Yoshi: I saw you and Waluigi cheating! We might get penalized for that!
*Bowser throws Wario in cannon*
Wario: Ahhh!!!
Bowser: The rest go to your caves and try to clean out as many rocks as you can.
Mario: Wait, where's Peach?
At the ditch...
Peach: Anyone there?
To be continued...
 
Day 4
Mario: I'm worried about Peach.
HB: He's fine dude.
Mario: Okay.
Meanwhile...
Luigi: I wonder what the next challenge will be.
Birdo: Hard to say.
Announcer: Everyone report to Bowser's Cannon.
Luigi: Is someone gettig eliminiated again!
Daisy: Let's see.
At the Cannon...
Bowser: Okay. We are having a scavenger hunt. Here is the list and bags for it.
List
Bob-omb
Boo Spirit
Bottle of Lava
Chain Chomp Tooth
Lakitu Cloud

Toad: Oh geez.
Bowser: You can go to Bob-omb Battlefield, Luigi's Mansion, and Shiverburn Galaxy. Once you've got everything, go back to here.
Waluigi: Easy.
Bowser: Oh really? Well how about the loser team gets to vote off TWO people this time. The team that loses votes someone off. Then that person takes someone with him. HOW'S THAT FOR EASY?!?
Waluigi: Ooh. Not that... easy.....
Bowser: Okay. NOW GET TO WORK!!!!
Mario: First we'll go to Bob-omb Battlefield for the Bob-omb and Tooth.
Luigi: Let's go to my mansion. I think I saw some Boos still lurking around somewhere.
*everyone shoots off*
Mario: Okay. How are we going to get a Bob-omb without defusing it?
Everyone: ...
DB: I could hold it so it won't explode. I'm dead and don't feel anyway.
Mario: Okay.
*DB holds Bob-omb*
DB: Let's go get the tooth.
Mario: Isn't that an Invincibility Star over there?
Toadette: Looks like it.
Mario: >:D
*turns invinicible and kills Chain Chomp*
Mario: I got a tooth!
HB: Let's go to Shiverburn Galaxy!
Meanwhile...
Luigi: Found it!
Waluigi: A vaccuum cleaner?
Luigi: Shut up. Oh no! It's broken! Now what?
Blooper: Bottle?
Luigi: Where did you get that?
Blooper: What? You thought I could survive on land?
Luigi: True.
*gets Boo*
Luigi: Yes! To Shiver Burn Galaxy!
*everyone launches off*
Luigi: Huh? Mario what're you doing here?
Mario: Getting my lava!
*DB puts some lava in mouth*
Mario: TO LUIGI'S MANSION!
*shoots off*
Luigi: How are we supposed to get the lava?
Blooper: 'Nother bottle?
Everyone: .....
Luigi: Okay....
*gets lava*
Luigi: Let's go to Bob-omb Battlefield!
*shoots off*
Luigi: Okay. Where's a Chain Chomp.
Daisy: Over there.
Luigi: Well, a dead Chain Chomp is better than an alive one.
*gets tooth*
Luigi: Now for the bomb. How are we suppo-
Blooper: Bottle?
Luigi: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING ALL THESE BOTTLES?!?!?
Blooper: Pocket.
Luigi: Where? Just, never mind.
*collects Bob-omb*
Luigi: Wait? WHERE CAN WE GET A LAKITU CLOUD?
*everyone looks at camera*
Lakitu: Oh geez. AH!!!
-static-
Lakitu: I hate my job.
-back-
Luigi: Let's go!
*shoots back*
Luigi: Oh no! They beat us!
Mario: YES! WE WON!!!!
Bowser: Actually Team Volcanoes won.
Team Volcanoes: YA!!! WOOO!!!
Mario: But we have everything and got here first.
Bowser: Actually I asked for a bottle of lava but you didn't have a bottle.
Mario: So specific.
Bowser: Time to vote someone off.
*at the cannon at night*
Kamek: Okay. Today we vote two people off. Here are the votes. Toadette, Dry Bones, Hammer Bro, Toadette, and finally......Toadette.
Toadette: What? NOOO!!!
Kamek: You can bring one person to go with you.
Toadette: Definetly.....Toad.
Mario: You can't make someone go with you that's not on your team.
Kamek: Actually Bowser didn't say anything about that. I'll call Bowser to see if it's okay.
*calls on phone*
Kamek: Hey Bowser? Oh wait you heard already? Oh Okay. Would you do the hon-
Bowser: *carrying Toad* Already there.
Toad: AH! What are you doing?!?!?
Bowser: Time for you to go.
Toad: BUT WE WON!!!
*launches them both*
Toad and Toadette: NOOOOOOOooo!!!
Bowser: The rest of you go back. We have a special surprise for you all tomorrow.... Muahahahaha!!!!
Mario: Where do you think Peach is?
HB: Hard to say...
*someone's digging out of the ground*
Peach: *gasp* I made it! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now, where's the cave again?
To be continued...
 
Everyone, I have not been proud with the original Day 5. So, I shall revise it.
Day 5: Part 1
*everyone wakes up*
Yoshi: What the?
Bowser: Ready for the challenge?
Birdo: Now?
Bowser: Yes. But don't worry, you won't get to do anything hard.
Everyone: *sigh*
Bowser: Or maybe you WILL.
Everyone: Huh?
Bowser: We are playing a game of luck. Say hello to the Wheel of Misfortune!
*shows Wheel of Misfortune*
Bowser: So, here's how this works, when I spin the wheel, it will pick a random person. It will also choose a random challenge. No one knows what will happen. Not even ME! If you complete the challenge then you will be safe for the round. The challenge ends when everyone has gotten a turn. Whoever has the most people on their team safe wins invincibility! So let's spin that wheel!
*spins*
Bowser: And...Mario!
Mario: This is going to be EASY!
Bowser: Okay, you have to...bungee jump into a spike pit without getting hurt.
Mario: *twitch* D'oh!
*at the cliff*
Bowser: Ready?
Mario: Just get it over with.
*pushes Mario*
Mario: YEAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Bowser: Huh?
Mario: >_< Huh?
*Mario is safe*
Mario: Yay!
*pit crushes Mario*
Everyone: Huh?
BJ: It works!
Bowser: Here Bowser Jr! A raise on your paycheck!
BJ: YAY!
Mario: I'm okay...
Bowser: So, Mario's safe.
*Mario is in a full body cast*
HB: Uh, Mario? I think you'll need a thousand mushrooms to patch THAT up.
Mario: Shut up Hammer Bro!
-static-
BJ: I'm just here to keep the game surprises. So don't think I'm all that annoying stuff because a dude's gotta make a living!
-back-
Bowser: Okay, the next challenger is...Dry Bones!
DB: What do I gotta do?
Bowser: Peel a raw onion without crying.
DB: Pffft! I don't have eyes! This is going to be impossibly easy!
*five minutes later*
DB: *crying* I was wrong! *sniff* Horribly wrong!
Bowser: Dry Bones is out. Next is...Yoshi!
Yoshi: Just hit me with it!
Bowser: You have to take one of these backpack. One has a parachute. Choose the right one and you win the round.
Yoshi: How simple is that?
Bowser: >=)
*at an airplane*
Yoshi: You're crazy man!
Bowser: Just choose!
Yoshi: Fine! That one!
*takes and jumps*
Yoshi: Come on! Come on!
*unleashes parachute*
Yoshi: YES!
*bursts into flames*
Yoshi: O_O DANG IT!!!!
*lands on ground and explosion occurs*
Bowser: Wo!
Everyone else: *gasp*
Peach: Are you all right Yoshi?
Yoshi: ...
Kamek: Out of the way!
*checks Yoshi*
Kamek: Just knocked out. He'll be fine.
Bowser: Yoshi's out then. Okay! Hammer Bro's turn!
-static-
HB: The good thing for me is that I signed for insurance! If I don't die, I get 1,000,000 coins no matter what!
-back-
Bowser: You must...escape from the Chain Chomp pit!
HB: Okay. I'm going for it!
*at the pit*
Bowser: Send out the Chain Chomps!
*Chain Chomps are released*
HB: Where's the ladder?
Bowser: No ladder!
HB: WHAT?!? *tries to climb*
*Chain Chomp bites Hammer Bro's leg*
HB: Noooo!!!
Bowser: Ooh. Better withdraw the Chomps.
*Hammer Bro's leg and arm is in a cast*
Mario: You'll need about 20 mushrooms for all that!
HB: Why you!
*crack*
HB: Aw! My spine!
Mario: Make that 21.
Bowser: Okay Daisy. You're up now.
Daisy: Please be something not painful!
Bowser: You're in luck! You have to eat a gingerbread house!
Daisy: That sounds great!
Bowser: Haha! Just kidding. You have to defuse a time bomb set to go off in 10 minutes.
Daisy: D8
*at the battlefield*
Bowser: Okay. You have 10 minutes! Here's a blueprint, screwdriver, and a wire cutter. Good luck! And that ends Part 1 of this episode. Next time we'll show the epic finale of this exciting challenge. See ya then!
 
EpicWaluigi said:
Everyone, I have not been proud with the original Day 5. So, I shall revise it.
Day 5: Part 1
*everyone wakes up*
Yoshi: What the?
Bowser: Ready for the challenge?
Birdo: Now?
Bowser: Yes. But don't worry, you won't get to do anything hard.
Everyone: *sigh*
Bowser: Or maybe you WILL.
Everyone: Huh?
Bowser: We are playing a game of luck. Say hello to the Wheel of Misfortune!
*shows Wheel of Misfortune*
Bowser: So, here's how this works, when I spin the wheel, it will pick a random person. It will also choose a random challenge. No one knows what will happen. Not even ME! If you complete the challenge then you will be safe for the round. The challenge ends when everyone has gotten a turn. Whoever has the most people on their team safe wins invincibility! So let's spin that wheel!
*spins*
Bowser: And...Mario!
Mario: This is going to be EASY!
Bowser: Okay, you have to...bungee jump into a spike pit without getting hurt.
Mario: *twitch* D'oh!
*at the cliff*
Bowser: Ready?
Mario: Just get it over with.
*pushes Mario*
Mario: YEAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Bowser: Huh?
Mario: >_< Huh?
*Mario is safe*
Mario: Yay!
*pit crushes Mario*
Everyone: Huh?
BJ: It works!
Bowser: Here Bowser Jr! A raise on your paycheck!
BJ: YAY!
Mario: I'm okay...
Bowser: So, Mario's safe.
*Mario is in a full body cast*
HB: Uh, Mario? I think you'll need a thousand mushrooms to patch THAT up.
Mario: Shut up Hammer Bro!
-static-
BJ: I'm just here to keep the game surprises. So don't think I'm all that annoying stuff because a dude's gotta make a living!
-back-
Bowser: Okay, the next challenger is...Dry Bones!
DB: What do I gotta do?
Bowser: Peel a raw onion without crying.
DB: Pffft! I don't have eyes! This is going to be impossibly easy!
*five minutes later*
DB: *crying* I was wrong! *sniff* Horribly wrong!
Bowser: Dry Bones is out. Next is...Yoshi!
Yoshi: Just hit me with it!
Bowser: You have to take one of these backpack. One has a parachute. Choose the right one and you win the round.
Yoshi: How simple is that?
Bowser: >=)
*at an airplane*
Yoshi: You're crazy man!
Bowser: Just choose!
Yoshi: Fine! That one!
*takes and jumps*
Yoshi: Come on! Come on!
*unleashes parachute*
Yoshi: YES!
*bursts into flames*
Yoshi: O_O DANG IT!!!!
*lands on ground and explosion occurs*
Bowser: Wo!
Everyone else: *gasp*
Peach: Are you all right Yoshi?
Yoshi: ...
Kamek: Out of the way!
*checks Yoshi*
Kamek: Just knocked out. He'll be fine.
Bowser: Yoshi's out then. Okay! Hammer Bro's turn!
-static-
HB: The good thing for me is that I signed for insurance! If I don't die, I get 1,000,000 coins no matter what!
-back-
Bowser: You must...escape from the Chain Chomp pit!
HB: Okay. I'm going for it!
*at the pit*
Bowser: Send out the Chain Chomps!
*Chain Chomps are released*
HB: Where's the ladder?
Bowser: No ladder!
HB: WHAT?!? *tries to climb*
*Chain Chomp bites Hammer Bro's leg*
HB: Noooo!!!
Bowser: Ooh. Better withdraw the Chomps.
*Hammer Bro's leg and arm is in a cast*
Mario: You'll need about 20 mushrooms for all that!
HB: Why you!
*crack*
HB: Aw! My spine!
Mario: Make that 21.
Bowser: Okay Daisy. You're up now.
Daisy: Please be something not painful!
Bowser: You're in luck! You have to eat a gingerbread house!
Daisy: That sounds great!
Bowser: Haha! Just kidding. You have to defuse a time bomb set to go off in 10 minutes.
Daisy: D8
*at the battlefield*
Bowser: Okay. You have 10 minutes! Here's a blueprint, screwdriver, and a wire cutter. Good luck! And that ends Part 1 of this episode. Next time we'll show the epic finale of this exciting challenge. See ya then!
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