Recent content by Ascaris

Explodes, you say? This is truly a remarkable feat! I wish greatly for you to offer us a demo!

As a mature gamer, I would like some mature characters from Nintendo's lineage. As such, I, Ascaris, look forward to the reveal of Travis Touchdown and Wesker(who was not in Residential Evil 4; Napoleon Edition), but FF7 was not on any nintendo console, and they still got an FF character!

frickin rad bro pardon my english

I must confess, Mario Party 8 was truly innovative with its motion controls! This is a fad that shall never die as long as I, Ascaris, rally for its inclusion!

Trust me, friend of friends, I need not sully my magnificent hands or gouge my deep gorgeous eyes with any such children's game any further.

Ascaris is friend to all colors of the rainbow, and so it is difficult to say for sure! With this in mind, I think it must be lavender, a romantic color matching the depth of my beautiful heart.

A typical answer from a philistine, PHILISTINE

I don't like children's games, like Mario Party It isn't mature or deep or complex, my mature complex brain can't find a proper level of depth to satisfy me, Ascaris.

What about jazz bowser yo

Link and the Faces of Evil It's such a deep and mature story for a mature gamer like myself, Ascaris

I only play mature games for mature gamers like myself, Ascaris

Cloud

Since Mario World was back in dinosaur times, the next mario kart should be in dinosaur times! They could replace the pedals with flintstone cars and make you use your feet! Instead of holding down a button, you could mash A to kick your feet! Truly, a gimmick worthy of nintendo.