Breaking News: Master Hand Is Not The Hamburger Helper Mascot

Master Hand
Master Hand’s true identity remains a mystery and any chance of my fan-fiction being true has been shot down.

The origin of Master Hand has been a hot debate in Smash Bros. circles for many years. Theories have ranged from the insane to the most logical explanation being that Master Hand is actually the Hamburger Helper mascot. Some who doubted that the mascot, officially named Helping Hand, was Master Hand have pointed out that Master Hand is clearly a right handed glove while Helping Hand is a lefty. To finally end the debate the official Hamburger Helper twitter account has gone on record and denied that there are any connections:

omg
Do you believe the statement? Could the Hamburger Helper mascot actually be Crazy Hand instead? Let us know in the comments what you believe Master Hand’s origin is!

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Mister Sushi
Mister Sushi
October 9, 2014 2:41 PM

WHAAAAAAAHGJSAAHAIWHDGIUEHFIUHNUDVGNXFHDVXJDNVFNGD

this
changes
everything

Sea Slug and Wagashi
Sea Slug and Wagashi
October 9, 2014 2:58 PM

You thought Master Hand was the HAMBURGER HELPER MASCOT?????????

what










what

GThing64
October 9, 2014 3:31 PM

“Is this a joke post?????”
Yes. Yes it is.

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 3:41 PM

“Is this a joke post?”
Like the headline suggests this is breaking news.

Sea Slug and Wagashi
Sea Slug and Wagashi
October 9, 2014 4:12 PM
Reply to  Tyler Treese

LOL sorry. I’m pretty sure this is unprecedented for MPL, so I was really confused. I had my doubts, of course. XD

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 4:18 PM

Well i’d like to bring some of the stuff I like to the site and bring more of my personality over to my writing. Hope you guys don’t mind it.

Person McPerson
Person McPerson
October 9, 2014 3:08 PM

LOL hamburger helper mascot

Blizzard
Blizzard
October 9, 2014 3:13 PM

Well, Hamburger hand could be Crazy Hand, as Crazy is a left hand.

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 3:19 PM
Reply to  Blizzard

I thought it was well known that Crazy Hand is a Vegan.

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 3:39 PM

If you guys dig (or don’t like) these lighter posts please let me know. I feel like there is more stuff we can be doing as a site. We want to know what you guys want to read.

Thank you.

Mister Sushi
Mister Sushi
October 9, 2014 3:57 PM
Reply to  Tyler Treese

Make more joke pages like this 😀

Sea Slug and Wagashi
Sea Slug and Wagashi
October 9, 2014 4:19 PM
Reply to  Tyler Treese

Definitely, they’re really funny. At first I was just astonished because I thought you were serious, but then I laughed a whole lot at the very idea of comparing the two (and then I also laughed a whole lot more when I realized how much of a dumbass I was 5 minutes ago when I saw you weren’t serious, but i suppose that’s somewhat unrelated.) XP

gmanextreme9
gmanextreme9
October 9, 2014 4:39 PM
Reply to  Tyler Treese

Yes more of these types of articles would be awesome.

PeachNirvana
PeachNirvana
October 9, 2014 6:07 PM
Reply to  Tyler Treese

Yeah. These articles are interesting yet easy to read quickly.

PERFECTO

GThing64
October 9, 2014 3:39 PM

But what if it’s all a cover up?
https://twitter.com/helper/status/520217241389105153

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 3:40 PM
Reply to  GThing64

I think we just stumbled upon a Da Vinci Code style conspiracy.

Braystar
Braystar
October 9, 2014 7:28 PM
Reply to  GThing64

HAHAHA LOL.

Luigiguy567
Luigiguy567
October 9, 2014 4:03 PM

I always thought Master Hand was Sakurai himself. And Crazy Hand was the dark, trollish side of him. Don’t believe me? Check their trophy descriptions in Melee. Master Hand loves to create (The Smash Bros. games) Crazy Hand loves to destroy (the hopes and dreams of the people who find out their favorite character is not in the new smash/got cut)

Braystar
Braystar
October 9, 2014 7:28 PM
Reply to  Luigiguy567

YES! BEST ORIGIN OF MASTER/CRAZY HAND EVER!

Joseph Deitemeyer
Joseph Deitemeyer
October 9, 2014 4:21 PM

That’s pretty cute

Mother4Eternity
Mother4Eternity
October 9, 2014 5:06 PM

did you guys really think that the mascot of a food product was a video game boss character …. I’m just saying I really don’t believe it , but Tyler what do YOU think of it ?

Sea Slug and Wagashi
Sea Slug and Wagashi
October 9, 2014 5:41 PM

See I’m not the only one XD
IT’S A JOKE POST!

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 5:49 PM

The Noid of Domino’s Pizza had his own game. Anything is possible.

MKKINGZ 2
MKKINGZ 2
October 9, 2014 5:58 PM

ha ha ha love that you covered this

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 9, 2014 6:02 PM
Reply to  MKKINGZ 2

Thanks for reading!

Been super busy this week with reviews (I got 5 games in the past 48 hours >.<) but wanted to do something fun since I probably won't get the Legacy Lookback out.

PeachNirvana
PeachNirvana
October 9, 2014 6:05 PM

This is honestly the weirdest, most unique article I have seen in a VERY long time!!!

I would have never thought that this would be a fan theory.

Btw, nice job!!

lololloloolololloololololololololololololololololol

Braystar
Braystar
October 9, 2014 7:27 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CONSIRASCY THERORY TIME! (X-FILES theme plays)

Dark Boo
Dark Boo
October 9, 2014 7:35 PM

Tell me why the hell I ended up dying at the article headline and then gagged when reading it…

SpiderStaryu
SpiderStaryu
October 9, 2014 8:25 PM
Reply to  Dark Boo

You’re not the only one LMFAO

Waluigifan32
Waluigifan32
October 9, 2014 10:05 PM

lol What is this kind of post xD

Tyler Treese
Tyler Treese
October 10, 2014 7:56 AM
Reply to  Waluigifan32

A news story.

Boo3DSmashBoo
Boo3DSmashBoo
October 10, 2014 6:05 AM

lol I wasn’t expecting this, but I’ve almost no doubt that Master Hand isn’t that Hamburger character thing. Master Hand is a total mystery but I think Master Hand is actually Sakurai’s hand, is that hand that go get the characters in the intro of Smash 64 and we battle as the final boss in every smash game.

Fire Hammer Bro
Fire Hammer Bro
October 12, 2014 8:07 PM
Reply to  Boo3DSmashBoo

i don’t think so. because sakurais’ hand is not so small because in the opening of the first gamme, mSter hand is as small as the trophys. I actually think he is just a hNd that created everything like God.

RafalRib
RafalRib
October 10, 2014 10:25 AM

omg ahahah

Bowser498
October 14, 2014 2:27 PM

At first I was like: “What does this have to do with Mario”? 😛

Kirbylover490
October 19, 2014 5:37 PM
Reply to  Bowser498

LOLZ

Kirbylover490
October 19, 2014 5:38 PM

I swear I was eating some Hamburger Helper when I read this…..
AKWARD!