I'm at a crossroads here. I have 3 options for where my life can go:
#1. Me and my boyfriend run away to Canada to live in his car. Because Canada is magical and you don't have to pay for anything, our lives will mostly consist of living in the car. I will eat pancakes in excess and do all kinds of Canadian things, like play hockey and look at Niagara Falls. Occasionally I will host dinner parties and invite Matt C13 and maybe some other Canucks. But I won't say Canuck because that would be offensive.
#2. I quit school & my current job & get 2 new jobs: one at a shitty gas station and the other at Waffle House. Jimmy & I sell both our cars & buy a trailer (NOT a double wide) and a really really shitty car that doesn't work half the time. I work while he sits outside the trailer on a couch watching Nascar on an old school widescreen TV with his feet in a baby pool, whilst drinking PBR and chewing tobacco. At least once a week I get into a trailer park brawl with a neighbor. There is a good chance I will start a meth lab to supplement my income. And maybe be a stripper too.
#3. Snowy kills jimmy and makes me his ho. I'm not sure what comes after that :-[
#1. Me and my boyfriend run away to Canada to live in his car. Because Canada is magical and you don't have to pay for anything, our lives will mostly consist of living in the car. I will eat pancakes in excess and do all kinds of Canadian things, like play hockey and look at Niagara Falls. Occasionally I will host dinner parties and invite Matt C13 and maybe some other Canucks. But I won't say Canuck because that would be offensive.
#2. I quit school & my current job & get 2 new jobs: one at a shitty gas station and the other at Waffle House. Jimmy & I sell both our cars & buy a trailer (NOT a double wide) and a really really shitty car that doesn't work half the time. I work while he sits outside the trailer on a couch watching Nascar on an old school widescreen TV with his feet in a baby pool, whilst drinking PBR and chewing tobacco. At least once a week I get into a trailer park brawl with a neighbor. There is a good chance I will start a meth lab to supplement my income. And maybe be a stripper too.
#3. Snowy kills jimmy and makes me his ho. I'm not sure what comes after that :-[